Teletubby

Teletubby Tingz

When you imagine yourself pregnant, you usually envision a sunny, glowing version of yourself. You imagine yourself sporting a big, beautiful, round belly that protrudes out of your otherwise unchanged figure. You just can’t wait to be the cute little pregnant woman you were destined to be! And then you get pregnant. And quickly realize […] Read more…

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Kiss It Better

As I said before, sex is LIT when you’re in your thirties. It’s like your mind and body just…open up (HA). Now just imagine being 30+ and having a pregnancy-induced increase in blood flow to your vagina and labia, resulting in ultra-sensitivity and heightened arousal at the slightest touch. HELLO CUNNILINGUS! Let me tell you, […] Read more…

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Cravings & Aversions

The last time I was pregnant, I remember telling everyone within earshot that I had ZERO cravings. I remember talking a whole lot of smack about how pregnancy cravings were nothing but a myth created in Hollywood to sell romantic comedies. “Pshhhhh! Cravings? What cravings?!” I scoffed.   Fast forward to this pregnancy and I […] Read more…

My Pick Me Up

I’ve been having a rough couple of weeks. Nothing seems to be going right at home or work. I know in my heart that writing makes me feel better, but I can’t help but stop writing completely when I’m feeling down. Then I start feeling down about not writing, which makes me feel even down-er. […] Read more…

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