Archive of ‘Breastfeeding’ category

Operation Bootilicious

Breastfeeding Diet

Forget Atkins. Forget South Beach. Forget Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig and any other diet you’ve ever heard of. BREASTFEEDING is the best weight-loss program this planet has ever known. It’s as if Mother Nature was like, Hey, moms. I know you just had to grow a baby human in your body and deal with […] Read more…

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MILFs, Boobies, etc.

My heart got broken last week when Ella decided that she’s done with breastfeeding. Just like that! Done! My emotions are so jumbled up about it – sometimes I want to burst into tears because a very special stage in her development is over. Other times, I want to run down the street, screaming for […] Read more…

Booblash?

The next mom who tells me that their 5 month old sleeps through the night is going to get a fork in the eye. Are you drugging your baby? No? Then what the hell. Why won’t MY child sleep for more than 2 hour stretches at night? Hmm? Somebody tell me why. Ella had gotten […] Read more…

Search!

The last thing I want is for anybody to encounter disappointment when they visit this blog. I have no doubt however, that disappointment is exactly what one particular individual was filled with when he (I’m pretty sure it was a he) conducted a particular web search on Tuesday. Take a look below…   Before we […] Read more…

Making Room for Baby

This weekend we finally got around to buying a crib and holy crap are those things gigantic or what?! A ten year old can fit in that freaking thing. It has completely and utterly taken over our bedroom. So now, we’re mourning the loss of our lusty love shack, our steamy sex cove, our…who am […] Read more…